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ZOMBIE is an acronym, and stands for Zombie-Oriented Machine-Being Interface Engine.

• The language should allow the necromancer to animate dead bodies, summon and control spirits, and solve any computable problem.
• There should be sensible guarantees against overwriting system memory, monopolising CPU cycles, and releasing malicious entities into the world.
• The language must be inherently evil.

HQ9++ has four syntax elements:

• H Prints "Hello, world!".
• Q Prints the entire text of the source code file.
• 9 Prints the complete canonical lyrics to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".
• + Increments the accumulator.
• ++ When the sequence ++ is encountered, it (naturally) increments the accumulator twice, and also instantiates an object of a new subclass of the generic superclass. In line with the best data-hiding principles, there is no way to access this object.

• Extend the ease of string processing in C to other, more basic, data types such as integers.
• Extend the terseness of COBOL to more fundamental code constructs, such as numeric literals.

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Nichtdeterministisches Java.

Java2K is not a deterministic programming language, but a probabilistic one. Even for built-in functions, there is only a certain probability the function will do whatever you intend it to do. All Functions have two different implementations. At runtime, based on a pseudo-RNG, the actual implementation is choosen. This is in line with common physicalist assumptions about the nature of the universe - there is never absolute security, there is always only probability.

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