<Grauwolf> The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them or not
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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."
The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
<coxy> Benoit B. Mandelbrot died
<coxy> what did the B. stand for?
<coxy> Benoit B. Mandelbrot
<spartan> thank god he wasn't murdered...
<spartan> would have taken forever to draw the chalk outline
Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of someone who wears their underwear on their head.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
<Dav Lister> Zedo, a half blind five year old african orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only 1 leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
<Arctanis> Thats sad Dav
<Dav Lister> give a small donation of two pounds and we'll send you the video. it's fucking hilarious
<%kimini> best toilet graffiti i've ever seen
<%kimini> "I hate 2 things in life; irony and graffiti"
<%kimini> i shat myself laughing
<%kimini> but i was in the toilet, so it was ok.
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<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like retards asking for anything
<sniep> "i need full access to ram!"
<sniep> "why is megabytes broken?!?"
<sniep> "who rebooted hard drive??!??"
“We’ve done a lot of work around how you manage the windows, how you launch programs and how you manage the windows of the programs that you’ve launched,”